| Ok. This guy at church has been bothering me for who knows how long. I get it. He likes/liked me or whatever! But I don't say to him, "Dude, I have a boyfriend" because he never even had the balls to say he liked me. [I could tell because girls are smarter than boys.] He is merely a little boy who doesn't get it. Why do boys have such a hard time reading the signs? Is it because they don't want to or they're just really that thick. I have no feelings for him whatsoever other than those of utter disgust. Yet he continued to childishly show that he liked me in the only way that little boys know how: annoy the crap out of me. He sent me messages on myspace , he stole my cell phone every Sunday, and he always did that retarded poke me on the shoulder and pretend he didn't do it thing. Tuesday, he tried to get my number by calling his cell phone with mine, but thankfully, I grabbed and closed it before the call went through. Fellas, that's no way to get a girl's number. Be a gentleman and ask. But even if he did ask for it, I had no reason to give it to him unless I wanted disturbing phone calls. Don't you think that's enough of a hint? Not giving him my number. Jumping to get my phone so he couldn't be a jerk and call himself. If that's not a big "Duh I think you're gross" then I don't know what is. Then he begged me for my digits and/or my cell phone [so he could call himself]. All I have to say is puh-the-tic. Long story short, I poured sprite on his head at a July 4th barbeque. Man, that felt good. Later, all the girls rode with his friend so we could get away from him. We told his friend that we all thought that he is weird [to put it nicely] and mentioned that I have a boyfriend. I haven't talked to this creep since I poured soda on him, so he'd better get the picture now. |
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| When you love a girl... She wants to know that you love her. She wants to feel loved. Of course, she wants to hear those three special words... But like they say in English class: "Show, don't tell!" So show her, don't just tell her. |
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| Flip flops are a girl's best friend. |
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